highmiranda: thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks
That feeling when you don't even know what the...
dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
hangings: my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me
dai-sy-m: do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
lordoftheinternet: lordoftheinternet: i have a doctors appointment later and the guy’s name is dr. loud if this guy isn’t the most rock n roll doctor ever i’m gonna be so disappointed i am so disappointed
vvierd: I HATE REACTING TO PRESENTS
i don’t know about you, but failure has never made me want to try harder to succeed. failure just makes me want to lie down and never do anything ever again